What do you mean “Not That Kind”? He’s a square and he’s dancing.
In 3rd grade, when it rained instead of doing outdoor PE activities, we went into the gym and did the country-type square dancing. Since our PE teacher didn’t know how to do it, Mrs. O’Malley, the Home Economics teacher taught it. It was a mess. We were going in different directions, stepping on each other and going forward instead of backward. Mrs. O’Malley hollered out strange phrases like doe-see-doe, which we did not understand. Geez, we hated rainy days. Happy Square Dancing Day everyone!